Week 7
It has been wedding central for this skinny bastard. A time to reflect, a time to get absolutely fucking ripped. Wonderful times all around and all spent in a stuffy tux amid temperatures in the mid 80's. Swamp ass? Try a tsunami of a swamp ass. I have to apologize to all the ladies (all zero of you) for the last comment. Guys, I know you can tip your glass to such a genetic inevitability.
But yes, weddings. At the rehearsal for dear old Exquisite Goose Down's (a founding member of the dregular) wedding, the priest had a whole story about what that meant. Two words: class act. Luckily, I didn't fuck up once. This weekend sees my older sister, and only sibling, taking the plunge. Once again, I must suit up for the swamp-ass. Swamp-ass was actually part of my invitation, "Mr. Ross + Swamp Ass + Guest." Charming.
Summer abounds and it's time to be merry. Even my dog celebrated by eating 3 rolls of Rolaids. Needless to say the lawn is growing at an alarming rate. Sweet justice, sweet relief.
I'm currently participating in a taste test for Lipton's new Diet Lemon Iced Tea. While I received a check for $90, I still told them it was fucking horrible. Was it? Actually, yes, so I'm no where near a badass. But maybe you'll like it, maybe you'll like horrible iced tea. It's definitely an interesting experience, though the one downside is that they make you drink a lot of iced tea. I'm talking (no joke) 64oz in a sitting. Today was tough, especially since I had a huge everything bagel with cream cheese before entering the test. I must consume the same amount tomorrow, but will be better prepared.
Keep checking out he site, kids, I continue to love you all for it. I plan on releasing a few samples of products that will be offered in the d-store this fall. Keep an eye on the news blog and you'll surely catch a peek. Once open, I hope you will all find something to your liking and feel an overwhelming need to "reprahsent!" Only you can keep my mediocre website afloat. And afloat you have kept it! Cheers!
-Ids
But yes, weddings. At the rehearsal for dear old Exquisite Goose Down's (a founding member of the dregular) wedding, the priest had a whole story about what that meant. Two words: class act. Luckily, I didn't fuck up once. This weekend sees my older sister, and only sibling, taking the plunge. Once again, I must suit up for the swamp-ass. Swamp-ass was actually part of my invitation, "Mr. Ross + Swamp Ass + Guest." Charming.
Summer abounds and it's time to be merry. Even my dog celebrated by eating 3 rolls of Rolaids. Needless to say the lawn is growing at an alarming rate. Sweet justice, sweet relief.
I'm currently participating in a taste test for Lipton's new Diet Lemon Iced Tea. While I received a check for $90, I still told them it was fucking horrible. Was it? Actually, yes, so I'm no where near a badass. But maybe you'll like it, maybe you'll like horrible iced tea. It's definitely an interesting experience, though the one downside is that they make you drink a lot of iced tea. I'm talking (no joke) 64oz in a sitting. Today was tough, especially since I had a huge everything bagel with cream cheese before entering the test. I must consume the same amount tomorrow, but will be better prepared.
Keep checking out he site, kids, I continue to love you all for it. I plan on releasing a few samples of products that will be offered in the d-store this fall. Keep an eye on the news blog and you'll surely catch a peek. Once open, I hope you will all find something to your liking and feel an overwhelming need to "reprahsent!" Only you can keep my mediocre website afloat. And afloat you have kept it! Cheers!
-Ids
posted by IDIOTEQUE at 7:15 PM
3 Comments:
Swampass, huh? That's some sexy shit Foniri!
What can I say? I'm a classy guy. And when I say classy, I mean not at all!
Today I opened up Dregular, Achewood, Concerned, and Penny-Arcade, and Dregular was the one I actually laughed at.
Nice one, homey.
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