Week 8, 9, 10 - better late...

2006-07-20T21:04:00.000-04:00

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Week 7

2006-06-29T19:15:00.000-04:00

It has been wedding central for this skinny bastard. A time to reflect, a time to get absolutely fucking ripped. Wonderful times all around and all spent in a stuffy tux amid temperatures in the mid 80's. Swamp ass? Try a tsunami of a swamp ass. I have to apologize to all the ladies (all zero of you) for the last comment. Guys, I know you can tip your glass to such a genetic inevitability.But yes

Week 6 n' shit - 6.20.06

2006-06-21T15:44:00.000-04:00

www.dregular.comHis name is Helmutt and I found him on the GIS. No, not smart, life-altering Global Information Systems, but Google Image Search, duhhhh!While most everyone will succomb to a 'dawg at some point in the near future, Helmutt will always impose his will with the cunning use firearms. So in conclusion, there's nothing sexier this summer than a pushy hot dog. Go ahead, put it in your

Week 5 - Version 2.0 released!

2006-06-13T15:08:00.000-04:00

And it looks pretty much the exact fucking same as v1.0! Yaaaaay! Way to be superficial and not look beneath the surface, guys! GAWD! There are actually some great changes even if they're a bit ninja.www.dregular.com (if the page seems all messed up, just CLICK REFRESH)In no particular order:- Updated navigation bar, featuring new ‘news’ link for more direct access to the blog as well as more

Week 4 - Premature Dregulation (6.5.06)

2006-06-03T19:34:00.000-04:00

www.dregular.com - go there nowThat's right, we're nice and early kicking off Week Four. I will be out of town on business Sunday through Tuesday evening, so rather than have it look like I forgot to post an update, I'm just going to post it now. Besides, you should all have better things to do than checking out the dregular on a weekend. So if it's Monday or Tuesday as you read this, disregard

Week 3 - 5.29.06

2006-05-29T22:00:00.000-04:00

>> www.dregular.com << Greetings from the dregular Death Star, soon to be relocating OUT of my parent's house. Yeah, we'll blame it on that...suuuure. Speaking of which, i'm in mid-move to my new place, so if I'm a little late with this Thursday's comic, I didn't forget, I'm just at the mercy of finding an internet connection. But, yes, welcome to week three.Things continue to fall into

Week Deux - 5.22.06

2006-05-22T21:50:00.000-04:00

>> www.dregular.com << - so fresh, so cleanOn to the second week of officialness...ness. And so far so good. Almost 100 kindred spirits have stopped by (or were tricked into clicking-through) this past week, so for those 3 or 5 that weren't scared off, you're great!While pieces remain missing, there is oh so much more to enjoy. The dregulator is finished and open for traffic. I recommend

www.dregular.com - NOW OPEN!

2006-05-15T23:08:00.000-04:00

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"Rally 'Round Your Family...

2006-05-04T19:57:00.000-04:00

...pocket full of [hits]. "the dregular needs sponsors for the new site. We need more hits."I fuckin' need you more than ever!"-Idioteque

No Apologies

2006-04-30T22:25:00.000-04:00

Letter from Idioteque

2006-04-30T21:59:00.000-04:00

Well, well, blub...An April without the dregular would be like....any other April!. However, the blogger inside me will not stand for an interrupted archive listing. My inner-blogger also tells me to do things. But that's another story altogether, "the shopkeeper and his son...I had to beat them to death wit they own shoes."At the moment, my computer (a.k.a. the dregular Death Star) is sans

Godspeed You

2006-03-30T13:20:00.000-05:00

George Washington for Awesometown

2006-03-26T18:49:00.000-05:00

I was treated to this gem the other night and now I share with you. Compliments of TheLonelyIsland.com, Jack Black offers his talents to the pilot for "Awesometown";>> Watch Video Here <<

A Picture Tribute to Mert Mengelmier

2006-03-21T17:56:00.000-05:00

A Picture Tribute to Spiffae

2006-03-21T17:54:00.000-05:00

Adventures of Dinosaur Vice-Principal

2006-03-21T10:03:00.000-05:00

compliments of Natalie

A Picture Tribute to Accidentally Disastrous

2006-03-19T15:39:00.000-05:00

The endless jug of apple juice conquered. The conquerer: Accidentally Disastrous

The More You Know

2006-03-16T10:03:00.000-05:00

SNL Digital Short - Dopple Ganger

2006-03-14T10:09:00.000-05:00

> Watch it here <

An Update From Idioteque

2006-03-10T08:25:00.000-05:00

Construction is underway. To sum up my progress thus far:compliments of DrewWhile none of you need and/or necessarily want updates, declarations of this sort keep a high-temperature fire under my ass to stay the course...a thousand points of light.

Meeting New People at the Office Party

2006-03-08T09:58:00.000-05:00

I kid you not! While the comment was innocent enough (uh, I think), let this be a lesson to those attempting to be witty over the age of 50.

Married to the Sea

2006-03-06T11:45:00.000-05:00

toothpastefordinner and nataliedee have joined forces with the recent release of:Married to the Sea

Puberty Timeline

2006-02-26T17:37:00.000-05:00

Media A.D.D.

2006-02-15T11:25:00.000-05:00

So Fresh, So Clean

2006-02-07T08:31:00.000-05:00

Reason #46 why proms are awesome!

Letter from Idioteque

2006-02-01T11:08:00.000-05:00

We will be moving to a .com domain near you this spring. Yup.

Monumental Comfort

2006-01-11T12:11:00.000-05:00

The Danger of Celebrity

2006-01-07T11:12:00.000-05:00

Hard at Work...

2005-12-29T08:04:00.000-05:00

On a new batch. Stay tuned for a new year of dreguliciousness.

Happy Holidays

2005-12-22T13:12:00.000-05:00

From our family to yours - happy holiday's this season!

From Everyone Here

2005-12-19T08:08:00.000-05:00

D is for dregular

2005-12-09T21:08:00.000-05:00

Grrrreat holiday gift idea: $40 of Custom M&M's...

2005-11-30T07:59:00.000-05:00

Recently, boarder-girl sent me a link to M&Ms latest ploy: Custom Printed M&M's. Not to spoil the surprise for anyone, but I'm pretty sure that they taste EXACTLY like the M&Ms you buy at the store or dispense from the dusty machine at the local barber shop. That is, unless, you can devise a brief message sans obscenities that will make the consumer (i.e. your friends, family, and co-workers) so

Can You Dig It?

2005-11-28T23:31:00.000-05:00

You Better Listen When ChoChise Speaks! Ya Dig?

Edgy Agriculture

2005-11-22T14:59:00.000-05:00

Wa waaaaaa

2005-11-21T12:54:00.000-05:00

"'I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work,' quipped Mr. Bush"

Just Ignore Him, I'm Sorry

2005-11-18T12:55:00.000-05:00

Yo Yo Yo

2005-11-17T21:31:00.000-05:00

This is a speical post dedicated to you ssor. I know how much you love kevin federline and his rythmic rap tunes. so here is a little sample of his new album quoted in newsweek. "Go ahead and say whatcha wannaI'm gonna sell about two mil, then I am a gonner...I know you all wish you was in my positionCause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin" I can't believe that he

Opens Doors

2005-11-15T08:40:00.000-05:00

Sony Boloney, Oh big brother!

2005-11-10T13:05:00.000-05:00

I've always been a supporter of the sony corp. They have developed and designed some great products and gizmos over the years. As a child they saved me from listening the best of 70's, 80's, and 90's on mix 98.5 with the gift of a walkman. Later that became a portable cd player. Then they gave me the playstation. That is when they really captivated me. I spent hours playing FF VII, madden 97',

Take Me Back, Mr. Teabag

2005-11-08T21:49:00.000-05:00

What's next? Rabies shots for the easter bunnies

2005-11-06T19:43:00.000-05:00

"I look like I might stink, yo....but i don't"

2005-11-06T19:33:00.000-05:00

I will be the first to admit that I have a very soft spot in my heart for Saturday Night Live. TV permitting, I've been a loyal viewer since I was 13 years old. Over the past 3 years, with a new/newer cast, I believe the show to be back on track. Last night, SNL aired its annual "Goes Commercial" special, featuring the best faux TV spots produced throughout the show's long run.The following are

Dregular Dare

2005-11-02T15:50:00.000-05:00

A Clean Bill to Spill

2005-11-01T11:42:00.000-05:00

Welcome back.

Thanks Wilma!

2005-10-27T22:25:00.000-04:00

What is wrong with a rain coat and hood?

Hi, Koo

2005-10-27T08:42:00.000-04:00

Damn you VH1!

2005-10-26T12:44:00.000-04:00

I love 80's is back and this time it is in 3D. oh how exciting. I loved the first I 80's show that they did. I am not sure why, but I found it so interesting and entertaining. Then they went back and covered topics over looked or that just didn't fit into the hour long segment. I normally only watch the show on the weekends when VH1 would run the show on a loop for 2 days straight. And I would

In New York

2005-10-17T13:18:00.000-04:00

The Bathroom Smells

2005-10-13T10:59:00.000-04:00

Compliments of Drew.

Swimming in Dan Peterson's wake

2005-10-10T10:54:00.000-04:00

Dan Peterson was 9.9 years old as of July 2005. Do your own math and you will realize he's in the double dig's at this point. 9.9 or 10, this kid has done the unthinkable. In just 10 brief years of life, he has surpassed my skill in Microsoft Word drawings. Take a look for yourself, here. Whether it's pictures of Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales starring on popular game shows, or his ambiguously

Fighting a Secret War, part ii

2005-10-07T11:44:00.000-04:00

Fighting a Secret War, part i

2005-09-28T08:47:00.000-04:00

The Best Song EVER

2005-09-23T10:33:00.000-04:00

And I have finally found it (or remembered to look for it). Something for me to occupy my many lonely hours. BEHOLD!The McDonald's Menu Song (download page)"Good Times, Great Taste", none of this "I'm Lovin' It" bullshit.

How I Won $5

2005-09-21T10:26:00.000-04:00

For me, "to the victor go the spoils" is an adage that has never applied to money. Everything from leftover pork chops to broken, shock-warning audio equipment: yes. Money: no. Thus, this was a momentous occasion. It is truly a pity that it had to come coupled with a public reaming from a man dressed in black leather pants. Though coupled with a white dress shirt and red tie, the leather

Spellacopter

2005-09-18T12:40:00.000-04:00

compliments of Drew.

Celebrity Home-Bowl Advantage

2005-09-15T07:47:00.000-04:00

There's nothing worse than being stuck at a U.N. World Summit and having to settle for some lame-ass bathroom. Celebrity Home-Bowl Advantage is proud to honor this month's inductee, Mr. George W. Bush, whom with the weight of the world on his shoulders still pines away for his home-bowl.And in response to your note, take some deep breaths and-oh pay attention, some guy with a funny hat and

Try to git close, ya ass'll get smacked!

2005-09-14T11:17:00.000-04:00

Light 'em up, Johnnie!Listen Live(may not be live)I'm impressed. Not sold, but impressed.Finally a good nomination???

Nectarine taggin', song flaggin'

2005-09-12T16:46:00.000-04:00

I am eternally slow on the draw. Sarah knuckled me in the nectarines, so am I compelled to share. And perhaps a classic football- or fist-to-the testicles metaphor is in order as I'm sure my list will only induce nausea and swelling....and other measurements as well. Maybe not. I'm not going to explain what i'm talking about so either click the link, visit Asymptosy, or simply pretend that

Too Reasonable for Most

2005-09-08T08:38:00.000-04:00

Don't blame only fedsAnd please read the word "only" a few times before getting hot under the collar. I've never been the biggest fan of Mr. Goodwin, but in this case, I wish people would pay more attention to what he (and others) are saying about New Orleans pre-Katrina. Especially as some groups look to shamelessly turn this monumental disaster into a discrimination case and Mississippi victims

Pray for the Icy, Cry for the Hot

2005-08-18T15:55:00.000-04:00

A friend of mine occasionally suffers from debilitating and chronic foot pains as a result of an old injury. This past week, this same affliction left my friend on crutches and using a cane. Adding insult to injury, he was struck by lightning on this past Tuesday…but that’s a story for another time. Moving on, my friend mentioned that while he was stuck caning about the city, he found solace

A New Breed Of Superhero

2005-07-25T15:52:00.000-04:00

Previous dregulars have touched on the inconveniences created by many of those that visit the nation’s capitol year after year. From choice of apparel to morbid obesity, tourists seem to dabble in all sorts of potentially annoying and disgusting behavior. Just this past week, a columnist from the Washington Post laid out a few rules that tourists should try and adhere to during their vacation

New-Boot Goofin'

2005-07-08T12:23:00.000-04:00

The VideoI thoroughly enjoy this show. And I really don't care if you're rolling your eyes at me (I'm used to it by now). While I may not laugh out loud for a full episode, I'm always satisfied and entertained by "Reno's finest". In other words, it's time well spent. While I'm sure the majority of you do not care for (or are indifferent to) Reno 911, I still think this should crack a smile. I

Dinner Club

2005-07-01T10:17:00.000-04:00

I was recently invited along to dinner at an upscale dinner club for scientific scholars. Located in the heart of Dupont Circle, the Cosmos Club is a beautiful, unassuming building on Massachusetts Ave. Its vaulted ceilings are perfect for housing the mass of swollen heads of scientific academia and industry. The occasion for such a luxurious dining experience was the conclusion of a

Entrapment

2005-06-29T15:37:00.000-04:00

>|<

2005-06-09T15:05:00.000-04:00

Like many people, whilst I conduct my morning ritual I am a ray of sunshine. Honestly, i'm not being sarcastic when I say that. Early in the morning I walk around in a fog and that fog (depending on how much sleep I got) is great. Regardless of how dangerous I may be behind the wheel of a car (or any other gasoline-powered chassis), I enjoy the tranquility of morning.The nature of my morning

Sky Rockets in Flight....

2005-06-08T14:57:00.000-04:00

"Let God judge the terrorist, we'll arrange the meeting" USMC. That is my badass bumper sticker of the month.Enough with the damn bumper stickers. As the proud other half of the obi wan / darth maul duo. I am sad to say I have no interest in see the latest addition. Maybe because it is a pre-addition. I already know what is going to happen, so what if I don't spend $10 bucks to see a cool fight

Not So Easy, Is It?

2005-06-03T12:49:00.000-04:00

All these things....

2005-06-02T11:07:00.000-04:00

That I have done! Great song by the killers. I want to thank Ids for that suggestion. I meant to post this about a month ago maybe more. It was a regular week day and I was on my way to work. I got behind this monstrosity of an SUV. This thing was huge it was like sitting front row at the drive in I could see anything, but ocean blue. When I looked down I read one of the most white trash

You Fuckin' Sexy-Ass Bitch

2005-06-01T07:59:00.000-04:00

A StoryOne of the more intriguing, even if smaller/overly glorified, stories from the scandal comes to a close.Vanity Fair (starring Reese Witherspoon) got the story from Felt's family, I got the story from this kid:Schmittayyyyy!

Coolio + America's Funniest Home Videos =

2005-05-26T11:49:00.000-04:00

..evidently a slide montage. Personally, I could watch people break their ass all day long, but adding a Coolio smash-single (circa 5th grade) makes the experience that much more orgasmic. Submitted for the approval of the dreg-night society...Slides

Much Love, Yoda

2005-05-25T08:55:00.000-04:00

Compliments of ExGoo, this is a shirt that one of his team threw together in honor of the recent release of Episode III. I see it as a perfect blend between classic Metallica and candid commentary on the atrocities committed during the Clone Wars. I have yet to see the new film, but really enjoy the T-shirt. So, if nothing else, I will have a cooler shirt than the 12-year old kicking the back of

Officer Down!

2005-05-12T14:35:00.000-04:00

Pulley System Appreciation Day

2005-05-12T11:46:00.000-04:00

At the expense of this sounding way too much like 'Office Space', suffice it say that if you take my stapler one more time, I will exploit your bee-sting allergy to the fullest! You'll be way beyond epineferin, sucka!

Let's Think, Instead of Enjoying...

2005-05-05T09:45:00.000-04:00

Ever wonder why things strike you as so goddamn hilarious? In wondering this, do you realize that you're completely sucking the life out of experiencing an enjoyable brain-firing in response to a simple stimulus? Sure you do. Chronic overanalyzing leads to public self-mutterings as well as rants and raves that nobody is particularly interested in because, once again, enjoyment is being sucked

Ein [Manute]n Bitte!

2005-04-22T13:06:00.000-04:00

This past week was one of summer temperatures,...hmm, well I guess everything else has been the same, but allow me to continue. As a result of the warm weather, I have been taking afternoon walks around Downtown in attempts to break up the occasional monotony of my job. Basically just to stretch my legs and expose my vampire-skin to sunlight. At first, I never really wandered very far because as

Who Ya gonna call???

2005-04-13T15:02:00.000-04:00

Wow, long time no post. Anyways, I had a interesting conversation with my good man ssor the other night and we discussed the free paper given out at train stations. They are normally mini articles with news and radom facts. I think the the metro is the paper I read. I normally get it jsut for the crossword the news is pointless. I do like the slogen though "Your world in 20 minutes" Yup that is

Squashington, DC....fatass

2005-04-01T12:12:00.000-05:00

'cause you're fatI think I can safely say that Spring has arrived in the DC Metro area. The Cherry Blossom Festivalaganza has begun, temperatures have been in the 60's, and, ironically, I still have to be in-doors all day without a window. Warm weather in DC invariably means that tourists will find a reason to visit the city.And they come by the thousands, bravely shunning the modern convenience

Waste of Space

2005-03-28T14:53:00.000-05:00

Well it finally had to happen. I set a personal record of not getting a cold since last May, right around graduation. At present, however, I feel as though a hippopotamus has my chest, neck, and head in a figure-4 leglock. I'm dripping, sneezing, hacking, stuffyheadfeversoyoucanrestmedicine sick, and needless to say, I'm everyone's favorite person to sit next to on the Metro.Myself, I blame

Free Champagne at Lunch

2005-03-23T13:21:00.000-05:00

cheers

I Have A Staring Problem

2005-03-22T21:43:00.000-05:00

It's true. And now I'm totally convinced that I'm not as discrete about it as I should be. But it's not my fault that most people are literally covered with anomalies to peak my interest. It's a real source of entertainment for me while i'm in public. I like trying to determine if peoples' hair is real or just a toupee; I enjoy looking at people who have two different colored eyes (one of my

the new place

2005-03-06T01:15:00.000-05:00

hey, check it out:threw this togther for the parents, but take a look...including my illustrator floorplan.the new apt.still in move-in mode. Don't know what's going on tomorrow, Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond,I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.rock on.

"So Unoriginal"

2005-03-03T11:09:00.000-05:00

For the past few days, it has been very windy and cold in DC. As in any city, the wind can become very strong, concentrated, and even amplified as it tunnels between the tall buildings. No news here. It has always been one of those sarcastic "oh, that's lovely"-type of things you experience walking on an already cold day. But today was a walk of note. While walking to the Metro this morning

Beats Me

2005-02-25T15:49:00.000-05:00

Loose Ends 2.24.05...

2005-02-24T20:44:00.000-05:00

True BeautyFirst of all, the previous post is the penultimate, sorry, the superaltive moment that the dregular will EVER experience (I feel bad even posting). Congratulations you two, you're both amazing! It's about time somebody set a good example around here =). But in all seriousness, J & J, you're a huge inspiration and I love you dearly. I'm getting choked up, no joke. The same goes out to

the d r e g u l a r - NEWS

http://dregular.tumblr.com

the dregular is moving/closing

Nanerpus, I love you

The Remnants

All's Fair

Do you like donuts?

False. Black bear.

Imogen

Freedom Tacos

#1 Christmas Gift of 2006

Xbox 360

Never been prouder!

Puttin' Some Snass on it

AND WE'RE BACK!!!

Week 8, 9, 10 - better late...

Week 7

Week 6 n' shit - 6.20.06

Week 5 - Version 2.0 released!

Week 4 - Premature Dregulation (6.5.06)

Week 3 - 5.29.06

Week Deux - 5.22.06

www.dregular.com - NOW OPEN!

"Rally 'Round Your Family...

No Apologies

Letter from Idioteque

Godspeed You

George Washington for Awesometown

A Picture Tribute to Mert Mengelmier

A Picture Tribute to Spiffae

Adventures of Dinosaur Vice-Principal

A Picture Tribute to Accidentally Disastrous

The More You Know

SNL Digital Short - Dopple Ganger

An Update From Idioteque

Meeting New People at the Office Party

Married to the Sea

Puberty Timeline

Media A.D.D.

So Fresh, So Clean

Letter from Idioteque

Monumental Comfort

The Danger of Celebrity

Hard at Work...

Happy Holidays

From Everyone Here

D is for dregular

Grrrreat holiday gift idea: $40 of Custom M&M's...

Can You Dig It?

Edgy Agriculture

Wa waaaaaa

Just Ignore Him, I'm Sorry

Yo Yo Yo

Opens Doors

Sony Boloney, Oh big brother!

Take Me Back, Mr. Teabag

What's next? Rabies shots for the easter bunnies

"I look like I might stink, yo....but i don't"

Dregular Dare

A Clean Bill to Spill

Thanks Wilma!

Hi, Koo

Damn you VH1!

In New York

The Bathroom Smells

Swimming in Dan Peterson's wake

Fighting a Secret War, part ii

Fighting a Secret War, part i

The Best Song EVER

How I Won $5

Spellacopter

Celebrity Home-Bowl Advantage

Try to git close, ya ass'll get smacked!

Nectarine taggin', song flaggin'

Too Reasonable for Most

Pray for the Icy, Cry for the Hot

A New Breed Of Superhero

New-Boot Goofin'

Dinner Club

Entrapment